That says it all...
1 "Shopping for condoms and lube in a girl's dress is highly embarrassing yet fun!" - Shane McFaul's extratime.ie column offers a quirky insight into life in Finland
2 "The referees seem as if they cannot wait to get red cards out." - Declan Devine after last week's loss to Shels
3 "I'm surprised at the rubbish in the press." - Hibs boss Pat Fenlon on reports Leigh Griffiths head-butted him
4 "Hibs r so bad, Fenlon has not improved them. Should have appointed Michael O'Neill." - Jim Paterson on Twitter
5 "The first half was a disgrace as far as wearing the Bohs jersey goes." - Owen Heary lets rip after Setanta Cup exit
6 "It should all be about the football but a few morons go and spoil it." - Declan Devine bother in Derry on Tuesday
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Mirror team of the week
Bennion (Mons), McDonagh (Mons), Murray (Cork), Boyle (Shels), Gaynor (Sligo), Heuston (Bray), McDonnell (Dundalk),...
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